Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
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Get the Bugs+ Parental Controls mug.That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
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Get the Parents mug.refers to (noob) parents that are so overly cautious when their with their kid that they look at everybody that "looks like" they don't have kids and everything else around them as a potential threats to their child's safety to the point where it seems down right narcissistic because they shun other people in doing so just because they don't have kids.
a single guy see his neighbor and says hows it going the neighbor gives off a cautious vibe and looks down on the single guy so the single guy calls his neighbor a parental narcissist under his breath then proceeds to commit adultery with his neighbors wife on Monday
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