Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

Dry Steam

The act of forcibly placing someones ball bag into a mound of very hot sand .

Man, if that faget Liam asks me for some more of my Japple, lets give him a dry steam. You get him into the cupid position and I'll fish out his incredibly small nut sack. I wish I had some gloves.

by mung0 January 1, 2010

steam

when a man tries to ejaculate and he shoots a plain blank

Dude, Old man Dick shot a steam on his wife yesterday.

by ryry6 January 19, 2010

Steam Bake

When one's fart in the shower is amplified by the shower's steam and heat. Causes the one showering to gasp for clean air for a moment.

This morning I had the nastiest steam bake, it was awesome.

by hdawgdavis April 3, 2011

steam

to steam means to fart a lot.

"hey Kim see,she's steamin' on his face"!

by Ra Skull August 6, 2010

Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy

Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"

by -DeViOuS- October 30, 2010

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010