ACT NIGHT

A night for middle schoolers to get pushed around by police officers

Hey bob lets go to act night

by Bdbdbdh August 20, 2017

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Class Act

A person of real talent both on pro clubs and out on the pull. Grafting out on the wing in the day and grafting birds by night.

George: Eh did you hear about Joshie at the weekend? Only went and scored a hatrick on clubs, then went out and pulled two birds in one night!

Chine: wow, I always knew he was a class act.

by Nearz June 7, 2024

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Parliament act 1313

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head

Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off

by Sebby294 May 30, 2021

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Online Safety Act

See mental retardation.

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.

by Esquivalience July 30, 2025

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fair fight act of 1988

The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.

Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.

by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019

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