D.A.R.E.

Drunks
Against
Retards
Everywhere

That definition was funny in 5th grade when everyone took it.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

D.A.

Someone who gets on your nerves because they do stupid stuff all the time and don't know when to stop.

He is such a D.A. when he picks on him all the time about the same stuff.

by Stevey W January 26, 2009

A.R.D.

A.R.D (abbr. Anti-Rape Device*) adjective.

An outfit or item of clothing either so complicated or so ugly that even a rapist wouldn't bother to try and do you.

* disclaimer: there are some sicko's out there that even a poncho and track pants won't stop.

1) Jeans so tight and therefore difficult to remove that they function as to stop a rapist in their path; e.g. 'Man, my jeans are an A.R.D. , it took me ten minutes to get them on today' .

2) An outfit or item of clothing so unattractive, it wards off potential rapists. E.g. 'This hoodie is so gross, it's such an A.R.D. but I don't care, I'm compfy.'. or 'Man, did you see what she was wearing?! Total A.R.D. '

by Krave-ing April 2, 2011

D.A.C

stands for Dumb Ass Cracker

These DACs are trying to lynch me because I slept with the fat one's daughter. Evil people

by Ichigo Kurosaki April 11, 2005

D.A.

double anal. when you have two dicks in your ass.

woah she's got two dicks in her ass. I know she has been d.a.ing for years

by matthew grange March 5, 2008

d'a'll

a texas word mixing both the yall which comes from you all with did or do to creat 3 words in one

hey d'a'll know where i can find some white tees

by surfin bra August 3, 2007

E.D.A (or EDA)

stands for Electronic Displays of Affection and refers to annoying couples who choose to share their love for each other incessantly over the internet for all to see.

usually uses multiple forms of social media like twitter and facebook combined causing multiple TMI's.

instead of coming off genuine the public reads it as forced and in turn thinks their EDA is a big cover up for problems.

"i love mr. X, he's so amazing and wonderful!"

"i can't wait till my hunny bunny comes homes home for some snuggles! wink. wink."

"pouty face. i don't get to see my sweets for five whole hours today. what am i going to do?!??!"

"look how handsome my man is today, and look, he brought me flowers!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!"

"omg i'm so glad my sexy stud muffin is home so i can tongue him, LOL ; )"

All wonderful examples of E.D.A (or EDA)

by enoughalready March 14, 2010