ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.
Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day
by HK_MP5 June 7, 2018
mugGet the ever wipemug.

Ass Wipe

This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.
Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”

Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”

Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019
mugGet the Ass Wipemug.

Wipe Hype

It is the state of euphoria that an individual receives when they know that a Rust wipe is hours to minutes away.
Abboud: WIPE IS IN 2 HOURS!
Dewbert: LET'S GOOOO WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE!
by Slap snack god June 9, 2022
mugGet the Wipe Hypemug.

the wipe and clean

When u get a wet wipe and shove it up ur dick hole to clean out all the sin
To shawty we gon get so nasty imma have to do the wipe and clean afterwards
by astridraider July 4, 2016
mugGet the the wipe and cleanmug.

Courtesy Wipe

When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.
Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
by Nurseperkytits November 28, 2013
mugGet the Courtesy Wipemug.

IM WIPED BRO WTF

Something that nicholas black monkey ass self would say

commonly used in deepwoken
YOU KILLED ME IM WIPED BRO WTF
by whyzdream February 11, 2024
mugGet the IM WIPED BRO WTFmug.

The big wipe

When you have swamp ass, so you go to the bathroom just to wipe.
I went to the bathroom for the big wipe, so now my ass feels clean and refreshed.
by Kirs Bush April 8, 2021
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