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Suburb junk

Usually middle/lower class people who act in a bossy way, have a tendency to form gangs. Listen all day to trash rap, are wary about how do they look and how much money they have to show to people who has the bigger dick
I don't like to hang with Matt, he's a suburb junk, annoying!
by 4c79 January 6, 2025
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Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup
SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."
by chota boy January 10, 2009
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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
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bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.
Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.
by anonymous August 11, 2024
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junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.
Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017
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Junk clunk

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound
Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”
by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024
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Junking Jacks

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.
by a714generation July 1, 2011
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