Eye prostitute

Someone who sells their body for prostitution. But for sight only, no touching.

Daniel: Did you see the new Megan Fox pics?
Riley: Yeah, she is such an eye prostitute.

by DrEmerick January 27, 2017

Foot Eye

Literally applies to any situation. Can be used if you don’t know how to finish a sentence. Can be used in place of common sense.

The tomatoe is red and the broccoli is crisp foot eye.

by High Chancellor of the Galaxy May 14, 2018

Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019

Eye Bleach

Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing

Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018

Eye Clit

That one spot on your eye that feels really good when you rub it.

Stasious: Bro I just hit the eye clit. I can't stop rubbing my eyes now

Cooper: Oh damn I love when that happens

Stasious: Me too tbh

by Coopertonium September 30, 2022

The Stanky Eye

when someone abruptly looks at you in a mean or dirty manner. Closely related to the death glare.

The stanky eye:
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .

by Brittany the Ginger(; May 3, 2011

eye molester

He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."

That dude in the corner over there is such an eye molester, I feel like I need to go shower. #eww

by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014