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Douche Doucher

One who is so dirty that he has to douche the douche.
by Blizzy10 October 9, 2008
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Douche Crown

This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH
“Douche Crown” (doo-shh crown)

“A haircut reserved for assholes.”
by Gunther magnusen February 22, 2021
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Douche of bros

A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.

It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.

Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
by Kisha74 July 6, 2021
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Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)
Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!
by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011
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Douche-Tard

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.
Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.
by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014
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douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard
by giant in Korea May 9, 2011
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Douche nozzle

Douche Nozzle
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo
Wow! Our office manager, Kirk, is such a douche nozzle. He treats everyone
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.
by Bendy1 April 2, 2021
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