Skip to main content

Wet Dylan

First conceived by the Renaissance painter and philanthropist Dylan L'Goulange, a wet Dylan begins when someone eats a large, predominately corn-filled burrito. After consuming the burrito, the "Dylan" must approach an elderly stranger on the street, preferably one with disabilities. After convincing the stranger to lay on their back by promising them free hard candy, the Dylan must insert a funnel into the victims mouth. The assailant should then tear a hole in the back of their pants and sit on the funnel, whilst screaming "Wu Tang Clan" aint nuthin to fuck wit", and begin releasing explosive diarrhea into the victims mouth. The elderly victim must then be helped to their feet and promptly punched in the stomach until they release the diarrhea.

The victim should then be invited to Applebees© for a reasonably priced meal, and then dickslapped by a group of homeless men drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Electric Melon flavor.
Guy: "Did you hear what happened to Scott's Grandma?"
Other Guy: "No, but I heard she went to Applebees the other day, so she can't be doing that bad."
Guy: "She got Wet Dylaned man, the Applebees part was just so she could get dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "At least she got an affordably priced, fresh and delicious meal out of it."
Guy: "Are you fucking serious? She got diarrhea raped and dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "Yeah but, Applebees has such wonderful appetizers and their burgers are delicious."
by Corbin Omega February 25, 2011
mugGet the Wet Dylanmug.

dylan jones

One of the nicest guys you will ever meet
He is incredable hot and is really good in bed
i wish i had a guy like dylan jones
by caitlyn abercrombie December 18, 2011
mugGet the dylan jonesmug.

Dirty Dylan

by pooboyzeek August 2, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Dylanmug.

Dylan Fettig

A lboy who has a small dick (not kidding)
Dylan fettig sent me a DP and i though he was showing me a ant
by The one and only Lily March 22, 2019
mugGet the Dylan Fettigmug.

The Bob Dylan

The Bob Dylan is an extension of Docking in which two men stand opposite of each other naked with penises fully erect. One male must have a foreskin, the foreskin is placed over the other mans penis. A third male then joins in between the two males and plays both penises like a harmonica just like the legend Bob Dylan.
Johny and Mike came round last night to have a docking session. I got to be The Bob Dylan.
by Green_Eyez September 20, 2013
mugGet the The Bob Dylanmug.

Wet Dylan

To stick your tongue violently into your unsuspecting neighbor’s kids ear.
Nolan was mortified when he got a Wet Dylan
by Theuglypig December 7, 2019
mugGet the Wet Dylanmug.

Dylan is a dick

A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend

If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl
Dylan is a good friend

Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.
by Paiton17 May 5, 2018
mugGet the Dylan is a dickmug.

Share this definition