lesbian bread

Bread that is overly filly with fiber and resembles tree bark of bird food

“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”

by All knowing queer September 24, 2020

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017

Bread Burmp

Street name for ketamine when insufflated and not applied in IV/IM formats

Richard wanted to take his girl out somewhere special, he asked if she'd like to go to the movies for a bread burmp

by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009

pumperquarter bread

(noun) A type of redneck/hill billy bread. which is a higher class bread than pumpernickle. It originated in Ireland in the 1600's. The irish made it when times were good. It took all day to prepare this marvelous dish. This type of high class bread consist of; stuff, things, and hooker sweat. The irish added energy drink to give it that extra kick in the crotch. This bread was used at many Irish barmitsfahs.

Me and ma sat on the poch ad ate us sum pumperquarter bread.

by youre real name July 26, 2009

Bread Dickens

After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.

You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.

by GotchaB April 26, 2021

Bread Head

When oral sex is given to an individual who is currently working.

Rodrick: Did you see that hoe, Martha, who was giving Bread Head to Jerry.

Greg: I mean at least he was making money and receiving a nice deed.

Rodrick: I’m so high right now and imagine Martha’s phat ass naked.

Greg: I know! I would receive any and all action I possibly could from her and her massive tits.

by Pastor Robert April 6, 2022

Peta Bread

Yum! Peta Bread made by Peter himself!

Peta Bread was made by Peter. -Cresid

by Cresid December 21, 2021