blue waffle desert

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.

John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.

by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012

Waffleism

(1)The Religion Propagated by His venerable God-Emperor Kapope, and his inner circle of devoted followers, the upper echelon of The Waffleist Church.
Followers of the Man-God are encouraged to think freely, hone defensive combat skills,
increase their general creative and intellectual output and input, participate in daily meditative séances and spread the Word of the Shell that is Truth.
(2) Is often misused to express a distinct love of waffles.

'Hail Kapope! Hail Waffleism! Death to the shell of Truth!'

" And bane, called forth from miasma, ye are the curved edge of the Waffleism; you will be known as Nigger Knight, and thou shalt cleanse and purge all who seek to perceive. " - Kapope

by RunningRedheaded August 27, 2007

Waffle Fuck

1) The act of fucking a waffle.
2) When one fucks a breakfast item.
3) Using your own jizz as syrup on your waffles.

Man: Yo what'd you do for breakfast this morning?

Other man: I had a nice waffle fuck today !

Man: OH! That would explain the hole in your waffle then.

by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011

Waffle House Test

The act of placing ones penis on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go to Waffle House.

Jon : Is Spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.

by Ginger_Balls August 7, 2011

Puppy Waffle

A slang term for vagina; preferably a petite well-maintained vagina that begs for butter and syrup to be drizzled on it.

Let me peep that sweet puppy waffle.

Her puppy waffle was so sweet i wanted to put syrup

by Hammer87 February 23, 2009

Circus Waffles

A gal who has a gut that hangs over her belt, 1-5 kids (or more) and originates from a mobile home park, and typically is dating a flat-billed cap wearing trailer park counterpart (may or may not be siblings), who is likely to be one or two of the children's fathers (but he likely doesn't know which ones) are usually a mainstay of this fair maiden's wardrobe. Often seen wearing non-maternity clothes, pants unbuttoned to accommodate her constant maternal, gestating state.

Wow, these McGangbangs are awesome!

Yea...holy crap, did you see that bitch over by the window?

Oh god dude, that shit is circus waffles!

Fo sho!

by xerohour July 29, 2009

The Dirty Waffle

The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.

Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.

by VitoVane November 24, 2017