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Wilson

Wilson is the type of man who will listen to you, talk to you respect you and fool around with you. At first he might seem like a dickhead but it’s really when you get to know him when his true Colors pop out. He loves his family, friends, and girlfriend. He is a truly kind, fun, energetic person anyone would like in their lives. Also he’s the type of person to scream “ FUCK IT DUDE” for no apparent reason he loves to do this especially with another person. But appart from that Wilson is the best person anyone would like if they have a bad day.
Man that guy is so Wilson
by Just a grape October 8, 2019
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Wilson

A person who has never won a fantasy football championship and never will!
This is my year!”
“Bro your a Wilson you never win”
by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025
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Wilson

Wilson is a word here to stop the trend of people lying to themselves on Instagram. Criticising people who really believe that they just like the definition provided in Urban Dictionary.
A: Please Wilson!
by stopthestupidity November 21, 2021
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Anne Wilson

Anne Wilson is Josiah’s next sacrifice
by Berthatesmaddie September 28, 2018
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Wilson

That scary, out of body experience when waking in the morning, still half asleep, to see the sheets around your crown jewels undulating up and down !!!
Yawwwwn !!! - Oh my ...... the sheets are undulating again - hope to fuck it's not another Wilson !!
by billybolge September 10, 2011
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Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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