willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing

Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!

by no_name October 22, 2006

android watch

A smart watch that is absolute shit and you probably got it out of a trash can. You can buy them for $1 at Walmart

Bitch, is that an android watch? THOSE ARE SHIT

by Akira Akia November 8, 2017

Watchu sayin

Hey man Wassup! What are you saying?

yooooo! watchu saying! can't you see.. its my ass!!!

sporty gyal!!! wanna duel?

by Hawk October 19, 2003

Watchmaker

God.

Richard Dawkin's "The Blind Watchmaker" is a book about how Intelligent Design is not a proper substitute for proper evolutionary theory.

by Originofspecies August 9, 2010

Watchaboo

Wah-Cha-Bu

1. Exclamation. "Hell Yeah" "Yeah Man"

John: Adam Lazzara was awesome at the show yesterday!
Mike: Watchaboo!

by Nick August 31, 2003

Watch

An ornament for your hand that people buy just to look cool and rich

Person 1:Hey what time is it

Person2:Time for you to get a watch

by Puncakes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 28, 2018

Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009