wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting
oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo
by ian motors July 29, 2023
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rice-wagon

A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.
Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.
by deuteronomy January 12, 2011
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Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.
Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon
by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010
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weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.
Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!
by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018
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Wagon

A wagon is not only a transportation device (one especially loved by Girl Scouts to sell cookies) but is also a great nickname for someone with a precious meaning. A Wagon is someone near and dear to your heart that has a spectacular sense of humour and is a fantastic accountant.

Wagons always cause laughter, bring friends together and best of all they enjoy pho. When in a crowd it is always super easy because they’re beyond stunning and always have freshly chopped bangs.

Wagons are exotically great at art and navigating public transit. Wagons are the freshest people you’ll ever meet.
Person 1: hey did you see that gal with the radiant smile and insanely hot bangs?
Person 2: yeah she has a sassy sense of humour and I heard she enjoys pho!
Person 3: looks like we’ve spotted a Wagon
by Embawemba100 October 12, 2022
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schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.
"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"
by GrranDadd May 4, 2021
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Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time
Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!
by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023
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