Sperm Whale

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014

Whale slayer

A dude that comes to a bar to fuck fat girls.

Look at that whale slayer that is here with the big girls.

by Brittjoe June 5, 2018

Throwing The Whale

When a movies CGI special effects are so over the top it becomes corny.

Similar to "Jumping the Shark".

Throwing the Whale A.K.A. Hancock

by Dan via SBK Live August 5, 2008

Extortionist Whale

A fat bitch that extorts money from rich men for sex and blow jobs.

I met an Extortionist Whale at the bar last night. I told her to fuck off.

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

blue whale

When a individual is lying down on their front, and farts, as if it was from a whales blow-hole.

Works the best underwater however, for the full effect.

Gross! That was some blue whale you pulled, I could see the water shooting up!!

by Bradley w January 14, 2008

Whale Egg

There are only two known to ever exist in the world, Jill and Joe.

Look Daddy a Whale Egg!!

by OneOfTwo April 22, 2009

Whale Eye

When two people are having sex doggy style, and the man's penis accidentally (or purposefully) slips out and (surprise!) forcefully thrusts into the woman's anus. While still on all fours, she painstakingly turns her head to the side, glaring at him in shock and disbelief with a moan of pain.

"Dude, you shoulda seen the look she gave me when I popped her a surprise and stuck my dick in her ass hole when I was doing her doggy style. Talk about the whale eye!"

by EBar December 11, 2009