Exploding whale

When Jaime Gonzalez (battle cat) eats too much cheese and milk and has to let loose an exploding whale

Benny: Holy shit jaime, Y U eat that shizzzz

Jaime: so I can shizzz an exploding whale, U want eat?

Benny: Yusssss

by tournapart November 28, 2013

Whale ass

A term used to refer to something massive.

Oh dame Bob thats a whale ass dick you got there

by E-pizzel August 28, 2018

Whale bait

Guys and girl that unconsciously attract fat people.

Apparently I'm whale bait because last night all the fat girls were trying to flirt with me.

by austin89 November 12, 2015

ming whale

is a person who does extremly minging things,
can range from the people that they sleep with to licking there own belly button cheese!.

why did you dump him?
oh he was such a ming whale!

by chellbi December 18, 2007

blue whale

When a individual is lying down on their front, and farts, as if it was from a whales blow-hole.

Works the best underwater however, for the full effect.

Gross! That was some blue whale you pulled, I could see the water shooting up!!

by Bradley w January 08, 2008

Whale Egg

There are only two known to ever exist in the world, Jill and Joe.

Look Daddy a Whale Egg!!

by OneOfTwo April 22, 2009

Whale Eye

When two people are having sex doggy style, and the man's penis accidentally (or purposefully) slips out and (surprise!) forcefully thrusts into the woman's anus. While still on all fours, she painstakingly turns her head to the side, glaring at him in shock and disbelief with a moan of pain.

"Dude, you shoulda seen the look she gave me when I popped her a surprise and stuck my dick in her ass hole when I was doing her doggy style. Talk about the whale eye!"

by EBar December 11, 2009