A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
Get the vaginal dickmug. ‘how did she die?❤️ 🔥💔💀’
‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’
‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’
‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’
‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢
‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’
‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’
‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’
‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢
by olivia s July 29, 2021
Get the vaginal deathmug. A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
by albinoswag September 3, 2016
Get the vaginal technicianmug. A person, typically a cisgender woman, who believes that trans women should be pushed out of their own (women's) spaces.
by Exdetransitioner2 February 1, 2024
Get the vaginal supremacistmug. by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025
Get the vaginal turdmug. by Godistaken September 5, 2017
Get the Vaginal powdermug. by letusfuck November 13, 2011
Get the Vaginismmug.