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polar vortext

A cold and/or dismissive text reply.
Sean: "So I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and all she wrote back was 'k'."
Joe: "Damn, son. That's a polar vortext."
by gdbrainbdbrain November 16, 2014
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Trash Vortex

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.
A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."
by Death of a Non-Salesman March 30, 2016
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flat vorhees

I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.
by Sweezy May 17, 2016
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Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.
Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex
by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018
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Fyre Vortex

A loser addicted to FPS without any experience in social interaction. Most commonly found yelling at their team about reinforcing bedroom or rushing B or peaking catwalk when the enemy has an awp. Will only play Ranked because casual is for pussies. Can be located in the match when maining Blitz or Jäger. Is extremely toxic but wont admit they are wrong. In Overwatch they dont switch off Hanzo because they belive they are rhe best there is.
Bill: “WHY DIDNT ANYONE REINFORCE HATCH????”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex

Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker
by PaulSkeetman October 4, 2018
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Polar Vortex

When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.
Oh, bitch, you're about to feel that Polar Vortex
by Quinnythepooh February 1, 2019
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Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.
Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!
by smallPOPA June 6, 2019
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