university of north florida 

The University of North Florida is one of Florida's several public higher education institutions. Also referred to as UNF it is located in Jacksonville, FL and conveniently located near the beaches and the nearby Town Center. The campus is on a nature preserve so wildlife is everywhere--especially the Canada geese who never migrate and who pretty much everyone hates (students in Osprey Hall on lakeside are particularly vindictive). UNFs current undergraduate student body is around 16,000 as of my last look on their website. They also offer a graduate program and many scholarship opportunities. Best things to do on campus include sitting out on the Green in nice weather and going to the gym or hitting the nature trails. Things to watch out for: the skateboarders are everywhere and some of them do not watch where they are going and geese poop is everywhere as well. All in all UNF is an amazing school and anyone who says differently needs to get some more school spirit. Go Ospreys!

Girl 1: You go to the University of North Florida?
Girl 2: Yeah I do!
Girl 1: What's it like there?
Girl 2: OMG Unf is amazing!

university of north florida by zinniachick'89 March 24, 2009

university of richmond 

An excellent university in central VA, in the exclusive environs of Richmond's West End. Where true Southern gentlemen get a choice selection of fine country girls, where there is an abundance of high-quality liquor and a classy Greek System.
A place where one can learn just enough to make a great deal of money, in addition to making valuable networking connections and finding a spouse.

The University of Richmond is a most excellent place to pursue higher learning.

university of richmond by UR Spider October 20, 2007

wichita state university

The 3rd largest university in the state of Kansas. Located in East Wichita, on the southeast corner of the intersection of 21st St. and Hillside St. University mascot is the Shocker.

guy: I go to wichita state university.
guy2: Do you mean WSU?
guy: Psh... Whatever.

wichita state university by Mcx_ks November 10, 2007

University of Pittsburgh 

The place where people who are intelligent, beautiful, worldly go to meet each other and marry.

(94% of Pitt students meet their spouce here)


Established prior to PennState. Far more reputable.

Jane went to the University of Pittsburgh to meet Dick. They lived happily ever after.

University of Pittsburgh by prancer May 13, 2005

Universal Type O 

A person who is universally accepted as being good-looking.

The "Sugar Crew" are a bunch of Universal Type O girls.

Universal Type O by Elle August 28, 2004

universal spice rack 

a sexual act, in which several men of different races ejaculate on one woman's bare breasts.

Used in sentence: Hey Chad! So, guess what? Me, Jorge, Antwaan, Mohammed, and Chung gave this super hot chick a universal spice rack last night. It was awesome.

universal spice rack by oOBradicalOo March 17, 2010

University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.

Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'

University lecturers by Towntrain January 16, 2017