ultimate kiss

The act of inserting your arm as far as possible up your, usually, homosexual partner's ass with the goal being to "touch" their heart.

Yesterday I was called to a house to help some guy take his arm out of another guy's ass after he performed the ultimate kiss.

by 312345 November 24, 2007

Ultimate Gaming Warlord

The Legend. The Best at everything he does, The man named Krypt, has taken the name of "Ultimate Gaming Warlord."

I am the ultimate gaming warlord, someone such as myself couldnt be fooled that way!!

by Kryptorm123 May 4, 2020

ultimo flicka of DOOM

Something you yell when you want to wake someone up, holding out your hand in a 'flicking' posture.

"ULtiMO FLICkA of DOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

by matt May 28, 2004

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Ultimate X

The One and Only Super Uber 1337 H4X0R Gangster

(n00b) - his skills and stash are godly
(1337) - thats cuz hes Ultimate X

by Ultimate X August 12, 2004

Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.

Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!

by Dimedude January 5, 2009

ultimo connection

a form of crappy internet connection

that guy got a ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 9, 2007