Person 1: She don't brush.
Person 2: You sayin she got dat troof yellow
Person 1: No, this is so important to address that I am going to be grammatically correct. She has a case of the truth yellow.
Person 2: You sayin she got dat troof yellow
Person 1: No, this is so important to address that I am going to be grammatically correct. She has a case of the truth yellow.
by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019
Get the Truth Yellow mug.A white lie cry for attention. Sorta the opposite of a thirst trap, used as a rebuttal if you find yourself trapped in a thirst.
I didn’t lie; you just fell into my truth trap.
Fernando fell into a truth trap after trying to thirst trap me!
Fernando fell into a truth trap after trying to thirst trap me!
by Thirsty for truth August 31, 2019
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What i said was a truthacy.
by thesmartestpersononearth October 2, 2019
Get the truthacy mug.Truth night is a night on the 29th november where you are not allowed to lie, and it last 4 hours. If the person lies they must endure consequences
by Thegaythot November 29, 2019
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Telling me to get rid of that Sheila leaching of me cause I was love struck makes you a ( TRUTHIEST)
Telling me to get rid of that Sheila leaching of me cause I was love struck makes you a ( TRUTHIEST)
by Whitecross December 21, 2019
Get the Truthiest mug.Some weirdo: “Hey man, heard you recommended this anal ointment called Slip ‘n Dip... is that right?”
Me: “Truthwards!”
Me: “Truthwards!”
by Handle_with_care January 20, 2020
Get the Truthwards mug.The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.
Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
by but for March 21, 2020
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