zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.

that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.

by emsevolmomruoy November 9, 2008

snipping tool

a thing people use

i use snipping tool

by Raulxz October 2, 2020

London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British

'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'

by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023

Cock Tool

One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".

Yo that kid was talking trash about you what a cock tool.

by RabidPanda October 21, 2003

Tool Bag

Someone who is a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is such an asshole.
Girl 2: Girl, don't worry about it, he's just a Tool Bag.

by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 28, 2010

tool shed

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

Tool Fag

A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.

Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..

Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.

Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@

JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG

by ILISTENTOTOOL January 3, 2009