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toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.
John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"
by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016
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