torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

Tortolla

another word for penis in central america, usually a big one.

Do you like my tortolla?

A mi me gusta la tortolla

Johnny tiene una tortolla bien grandota!

by Poly the big sloth March 14, 2009

Tortball

Noun. Meaning of creepy or sketchy nature. Usually describes gross stalkers who remind you of the ninja turtles.

Ralph is a tortball.

by nINjAtUrTle505 December 30, 2008

Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.

Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.

by The Chaingang February 26, 2010

torrvo

Using a combination of automatic feeds and torrents to download new tv shows.

torrent + Tivo = torrvo.

Adam: Hey did you watch the latest Supernatural?
Eve: No, but I've got it flagged for download on my torrvo, so I'm sure it's waiting for me by now.

by Chaz Walker April 24, 2011

tormentous

causing torment or torture

The lecture was so boring; it was tormentous.

by tormentousisaword May 11, 2011

Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video

Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012