junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.

I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!

by Flav101 December 18, 2013

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Junk

A fusion of jazz and funk

Red robot : do u listen to junk?
Normal person: ....what?...

by Koppykat November 14, 2019

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urban junk hole

A recycling facility. A ghetto slut. Figuratively, the lowest point in the inner city.

I have some cans to return for my deposit at the urban junkhole. I been fillin' my urban junk hole Shaniqua when I needs to fuck. The poorest people go to the bottom of the urban junkhole.

by Fr8h8r December 20, 2014

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(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.

Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.

by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008

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Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.

Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.

by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022

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