by iwantfoodpleasefeedme March 21, 2018
by Elderemoslang December 28, 2021
by Nitsud March 30, 2004
When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.
Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.
by fascia lata November 06, 2021
When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.
by RockTheMike July 23, 2015
The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood
Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.
by jdrxb6 April 26, 2011
A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
by Clevering June 14, 2019