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Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.
Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*
by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010
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Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
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Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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Smurfing

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Smurfed

You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.
Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"
by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017
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Spegel smurf

När du råkar säga samma sak så skriker någon ”smurf” motståndaren har då en möjlighet att skrika ”spegel smurf” för en comeback, då blir den som ropat smurf drabbad.
T.ex.

-hej
-hej
*samtidigt
-smurf!!!
-spegel smurf!
by Milothesnilo November 15, 2021
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