Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.

Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020

Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip

I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.

by Richardcranium March 14, 2024

A Grip

To signify a long amount of time passing

Oh I have not seen him in a grip

by James Macguire March 19, 2024

grip

atleast 100 dollars exscusively

hay boo my light bill due I need bout a grip

by howwesayit July 27, 2022

bishy grip

The bishy grip (or bishops grip) is a reverse , 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, mastered by the man himself , Dave the rave cabbage , the bishy grip can lead to one of 2 consequences, stinky fingers, or 12 hours in the cells and a ban from all night clubs in thr United Kingdom

I do the bishy grip dance move and it’s an instant bird killer

by Dave_cabbage October 23, 2022