Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 31, 2007

Rockstar Sunday

The time when Rockstar Games got hacked and the unreleased Grand Theft Auto 6 alpha footage was all over the internet. This was presumably the biggest leak in gaming history.

Yo this "Rockstar Sunday" just showed this new "Grand Theft Auto 6" girl and she is bad as hell.

by Timmy McTimmson September 19, 2022

Canadian Sunday

When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.

Coined by Pat McAfee

Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.

See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40

by ak4992 January 20, 2023

Sunday's Law

It's a study method where you use tests to study instead of using books to study for an exam or test

I haven't been able to study properly but I think Sunday's law will help me a lot

by Student@R November 23, 2022

A Rare Sunday

A rare Sunday is an extremely rare occasion when a crackening occurs on a Sunday. This occasion is so special that it happens pretty much every Sunday. Rare Sundays are certainly reserved only for the most special of occasions.

“Dawgs I might cracken today. It’s a rare Sunday.”
- a dawg pounder

“KDP you cracken every Sunday!”
- anonymous alcoholic

walks up to the first tee box “dawgs I’m so hungover. I’ve already had 4 BL pounders though”

- anonymous golfer

by Pounderdome15 June 12, 2022

bone sunday

the Sunday after Halloween. bone or get boned.

my ass isn't ready for bone sunday!!!

by thelittleenginethatcouldnt October 30, 2022

Saucy Sunday

The action of taking Xanax on the day of Sunday in order to get "saucy." The goal is not to get fucked up, but instead to mellow out and relax in preparation for the oncoming week.

"Hey Dan, wanna go to the game tonight?"
"I can't. It's Saucy Sunday, so I can't really be seen in public."

by Chief Fat Dong November 15, 2018