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whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.
I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.
by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010
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Netflix and tits

Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.
Are you two gonna hook up?

Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.
by Bitterfleur November 11, 2018
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tit suckler

Michael Lewis Speck.

A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.

A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.

A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.

A boy who hits women.

A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown male who still does what his mom says to do is a tit suckler.
by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015
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Tit Thursday

Generically named for the first day of the year where the weather is good enough for light tops on girls, but still contains the odd gusty wind which can take nipples by surprise causing unexpected nippilus errectus to the enjoyment of men everywhere.
Happy Tit Thursday Anton. To think, on Monday this week was looking so bleak!
by mobri April 13, 2011
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Basement Tits

Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.

They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.

Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."

Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."

Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
by Hollywood Cody February 27, 2011
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ill-tits

Just another word for awesome, sick, ill, tight, cool... etc.
UGK's new tracks are the ill-tits bro.
by olad October 24, 2006
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fly tits

When you see a girl with perfect titties walking down the street. You gatta yell out damn girl you got some fly tits!!!!!
That girl has some fly tits.
by dirtyc2thej May 30, 2014
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