Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.

Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche

by JackHill July 18, 2022

Book of Himithy

Meaning to be Him.
The one not to be trifled with….

Open the book of Himithy….
He is Him. You are not. You do not want this smoke…

-Undefeated Podcast

by IAMCINCINNATIMAN April 4, 2023

Book Hangover

Getting so emotionally invested in a book that you think about it for days on end. Characterized by sadness experienced when the book is over and the realization that one will never have the opportunity to feel the way they did reading it for the first time.

I finished reading the last Jhumpa Lahiri novel and have the worst book hangover.

by anonymous December 12, 2020

hooky book

to leave a place (meeting, conference, presentation etc.) prematurely without prior approval.

We'll meet at 4 PM. The meeting may go longer but I'll just hooky book.

by DNC February 14, 2015

The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 6, 2009

banned book

a book that the government has forced a specific school library(s) to remove from its shelves and ban checkout of until further notice.

That book is the 3rd-most banned book in the country.

by anonymous December 14, 2022