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National skip history test day

All history tests on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020 are to be postponed to Friday.
Guy 1: Hey I’m stressed about this history test Friday .
Guy 2: Don’t worry, it’s national skip history test day.
by National Government November 30, 2020
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The Fitnessgram Fucking Test

The FitnessGram™ Fucking Test is a multistage fucking capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter fucking test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The fucking speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to fuck in a straight line, and fuck as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
Try Not to CUM. When doing the fitnessgram fucking test
by Ninja125 August 5, 2021
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The Graham Hall Test

Shaking a load (e.g. boxes, furniture) after tying it to a trailer, to assess if it is sufficiently secured. To pass the Graham Hall Test: when you shake the load, it should also shake the trailer. If not, then you haven't secured your load properly, and you should consider re-tying it.
That Lawnmower definitely passes the Graham Hall Test; When you shake the mower, the trailer shakes too!

Let's do the Graham Hall Test, to make sure my fridge won't fall off.
by Darryl Kerrigan February 22, 2023
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green line test

green line test determines whos the bottom in a relationship
draw a dotted green line, angled parallel to the angle of their torso. repeat for every person in the photo.
the one standing proud/straight up is the top and the one thats angled into the other is a bottom bitch
see how that dudes leaning into his girl like that? he does not pass the green line test
by nayvin July 28, 2023
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IQ Test Ad

A common type of banner advertisement that asks a relatively moronic or unusual question, usually with two variants. These banners are usual non-dynamic GIFs or other image formats, creating the illusion of choice for the less-knowing Internet users.

Most of them also include a percentile statistic, often one that defies the question itself - if it is an opinion question. Most of these questions come from Hong Kong of all places.
IQ Test Ad:

What does this picture look like to you?

Woman/Musician

94% of answerers didn't get it correctly.

Free IQ test!
by gertoja April 26, 2010
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eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)
Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.
by dylanc533 May 26, 2020
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The Shempf Test

Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
by yoink doinker July 22, 2009
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