Troutstream

To stick a water hose up the rectum of an unsuspecting person in a community shower.

Leigha troutstreamed Jessica last night.

by vanillagorilla86 September 3, 2011

Truth

Anything documented that someone elses reads.

I read it on the internet, it must be the truth.

by Gibbous Fowl September 30, 2012

truth

A term invoked by illiterates, BS artists, nut jobs, and the gullible in the hopes that their assuredness will persuade anyone who dissents from their dogmatic beliefs from questioning their claims.

EVIDENCE?! YOU are BLIND to the TRUTH!!! 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!!

by Grandmastershek May 26, 2015

Trout fishing

When women glance at men's crotches in social situations or at gatherings trying to determine a mans gerth.

Noticed my buddies ex-wife trout fishing all last night at the block party.

by Stanley Says March 26, 2017

truth

Word that is the opposite of a lie. But according to Huey from The Boondocks, the truth is that Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the (US) government has been lying to us about 9/11.

Huey: Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the government has been lying to us about 9/11.
Granddad: (Wakes him up from his dream) Huey, how many times did I tell you to not even DREAM about tellin' white people the truth?

by GunnyMan4 March 29, 2017

bad trout

The smell that comes from a ripe dirty whore's vagina

While getting screwed on the avenue I got a whiff of some bad trout

by Zchick September 30, 2006

Shoulder Trout

When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.

Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.

by Freidan July 26, 2010