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Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws
Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies
by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020
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The Toe Snatcher

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020
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Taki toes

When you eat takis and the dust gets on your toes
Boyfriend: lets see them toes girl… wait why are your toes red?

Girlfriend: sorry i was eating takis earlier, its called taki toes

Boyfriend: …Hot
by Sorry, its the truth December 9, 2021
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Nay Toe

Acting like you are Yarzar Nay Win but instead you are looking like ripped off Pyay Ti Oo.
by Kancor March 9, 2022
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Turtle toes

Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors
“Bro your absolute turtle toes
by Aria8======3 October 13, 2021
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Molly toes

by Molly toes September 12, 2021
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Touch the Toes

When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.
Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes
by Blaxican17 July 27, 2021
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