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the validsof virus 

as mentioned in my previous entrys validsof is a type of person who watches hentai
there is also a scale for it

now here comes the scary part: anyone can be infected by the validsof virus turning them into a validsof

this causes them to watch hentai
Person 1: yo dude i heard about the validsof virus i really dont wanna get infected
Person 2 (is a validsof): dont worry just stay beside me i wont infect you
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check the vent

a basic code phrase for "do you think that girl is hot?"
Hey Jim, did you check the vent by table 25?
check the vent by Chris Kras October 22, 2007
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Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.
Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

riding the velvet dragon 

v. To engage in anal sex.
Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

Yank the vag 

to push one's luck; to push on a limit; do something one should not do
Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.
Yank the vag by Bexican May 24, 2016

feeding the vacuum 

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.
Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.
feeding the vacuum by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017

micheal the virgin 

micheal the virgin is 19 and wont get laid, he is also a snake to his boy tom