Bloody towers

When you have sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Tom: I had sex with emma when she was on her period
Craig: bloody towers! that must have been messy

by thats my way March 27, 2013

Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

Mystic Tower

A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.

Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"

Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."

by thesherlock24 June 9, 2010

twin towers

tiddies, especially long ones

“Baby girl, lemme fly my plane into your twin towers.”
“No”

by Bitchears August 10, 2019

Fukuoka Tower

Fukuoka Tower is the landmark of Fukuoka City.

Height: 234m
Observatory height: 123m
Opened: March 17, 1989

From Fukuoka Tower, you can overlook the cityscape of Fukuoka City and the sea.

by knfukuoka November 23, 2021

Verbal Jenga Tower

A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.

"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.

"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"

by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023

Jeffel Tower

When 2 Jeff's bang the same chick at the same time and high 5 each other in the process.

Bree just got the Jeffel Tower.

by 223444r4555 December 11, 2017