Russian Soldier

While another person is in the process of squeezing out a big ol' shit on your chest during coitus, the act of using a single index finger to push said nut log back into their ass. Used by normal people who have a problem with being shit on, or abnormal people who like to make their partner's shits more difficult.

That bitch was entirely too kinky for my tastes. She tried to shit on my chest, so I pulled a good old Russian Soldier on her. Needless to say, I won't be calling her back.

by SmeedWoker April 10, 2010

Russian Massage

A hand job hand job

Yo bitch, come give me a Russian Massage!

by Mount. St. Smooth November 10, 2004

russian toast

Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast

by phreak December 23, 2003

Russian bear

A guy at work that is always on the road having gay sex with a copious amount of men.

I heard the Russian bear(mark) took it real hard from frank this week.

by Mr Dumas June 13, 2017

russian apple

When you are receiving a blowjob, the moment before ejactulation, you holler "Russian apple!" And the blowjob giver pulls away and punches the receiver directly in the balls. -Eie Newton

Give it a whirl :) RUSSIAN APPLE!!

by Eie Newton April 16, 2014

Russian Chatroulette

(noun) A game in which the user kills himself after being immediately nexted by six attractive women in a row.

Often played within a group, where the first player to achieve the feat must pick up the communal gun and blow his brains out.

Etymology: While the exact origin is unknown, its presence is attributed to the ubiquitousness of ugliness, self-loathing, high-speed internet connections, and Deerhunter on DVD.

<Enter 22-year old Norwegian girl with short ruddy-blonde hair, piercing eyes, and mysterious smile>

User: whoa....hi.

<girl's eyes linger for but a moment before her screen immediately cuts to black>

User: Fuck my life.

<User picks up his trademarked Russian Chatroulette revolver and puts a stop to the neverending dejection>

by Dirty Monk March 5, 2010

russian oven

When you fart under the covers then trap you partners face in them. Russian oven.

Man - "This is gonna be a big one"

PFFFFFFFT

Man - "Cop a load of this"

Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)

Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"

by tanyafox88 April 20, 2008