1 definition by SmeedWoker
While another person is in the process of squeezing out a big ol' shit on your chest during coitus, the act of using a single index finger to push said nut log back into their ass. Used by normal people who have a problem with being shit on, or abnormal people who like to make their partner's shits more difficult.
That bitch was entirely too kinky for my tastes. She tried to shit on my chest, so I pulled a good old Russian Soldier on her. Needless to say, I won't be calling her back.
by SmeedWoker April 10, 2010