Randy

In New Zealand slang, Randy means random

Person: I feel like some pumpkin right now
Me: Wtf, that’s randy as

by INCOGNITO UNNAMED MYSERY February 1, 2019

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020

randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others

that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

RANDI JOHNSTON

The beautiful girl you'd ever meet. With the most precious heart. Known to be quite of an airhead.

"Oh yeah RANDI JOHNSTON ? Oh yeah she's the fuckin best"

by fuckingposiedon January 19, 2022

SLICK RANDY

Taking 1 finger across a sweaty ballsack, insert finger in another person's ear.

Did you see Fred give Sarah a slick randy?

by Roanie05 April 25, 2023

Randy

A randy is a loser much worse then being called a joey

sup randy

by randy_joey123 December 11, 2023