golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

Golden Goldfish

The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.

I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more

by Shazzaaa August 31, 2020

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018

Golden Grizzly

Similar to a Bear Paw, except urinating on ones hand and then slapping partner in the face.

That chick was so bad at oral that I pissed on my hand and gave her a golden grizzly.

by ChompyChompy August 2, 2008

golden hoard

Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.

I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.

by Bigshifter October 26, 2013

golden gusher

When a man urinates inside a woman during sex and causes her to squirt all over the place while being urinated inside

Lets go back to the bando so I can give you the golden gusher baby!!!!

by BandoQieen April 27, 2021

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017