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buttering the doorknob

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users
by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018
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tonsil butter

A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.
Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.
by El Conquistador February 20, 2020
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Butter chunk

1. A butter chunk is someone who melts under pressure and goes along with what the other person wants. More so when it is a person of authority.

2. A Butter Chunk is someone who doesn't stand up to bullying behaviour.
Boss: I want you to stay overtime tonight with no pay.

Billy: Yes of course Boss, I'll do anything for the company.
Billy's Girl friend: What! You're working overtime again tonight! You'll such a butter chunk.

Frank is such a pushover he's always getting butter chunked by every bully in the neighbourhood.

Frank was such a butter chunk last night, he never breaks the rules, no matter how stupid they are.
by Zexos May 31, 2021
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king butter

Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis
Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis
by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017
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Buttered Patties

When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.
Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!
by Chadwick Rockefeller May 4, 2021
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crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.
That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.
by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013
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butter nubbins

When having sex and you pull out and rub the head of your cock on the clitoris a couple times and re-enter the vagina again
Girls love butter nubbins because it’s a super stimulation move.
by BeerGolf906 January 30, 2018
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