swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

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Swishty

Swishty - Derived from the slang-english dictionary meaning for: good/working.

I will get this printer all swishty for you.

by MC ZakAttack August 28, 2012

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Swiss dunk

The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.

GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"

GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."

GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"

GUY: "A lot of German beers."

GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."

by Abdallah Price October 19, 2012

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swiss vault

A tight, bleached anus

I got in that girl's swiss vault last night. I had to use lots of lube

by Diego Monteblon December 7, 2013

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Swinsick

The last name of someone who's Polish. Swinsicks are stubborn, good-natured, attractive, and funny. They get mad very easily, but they don't stay mad for long. I would know. I am one.

"See that Swinsick over there?"
"Yeah"
"Why's he/she pissed off?"
"Idk but I bet if you say something funny, they'll be your best friend."

by CDubTrumpet February 21, 2014

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