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Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.
by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007
mugGet the the day the sun shines out of my dickmug.
You watch lego monkey kid. you know damn well you only searched this for the irony. You also probably simp for either Swk, Mac, the Mayor, or Azure Lion. you know you do. keys/pos.
The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon. Their light, a protective glow, shining upon the world. Together, there was nothing that could stop the two of them. Either in the Celestial Realms or on Earth. As time went on, the Hero attained power beyond comprehension. As the Hero's light grew, so too did his shadow. And soon, the Warrior was cast in that shadow. In the darkness, the Warrior was forgotten by the Hero.
by Nezha!!!(Marsh) October 9, 2023
mugGet the The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moonmug.
A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.
The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.
by kakakala September 2, 2020
mugGet the If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite.mug.
To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)
Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun
by Acko Morales March 11, 2021
mugGet the Suck my dick like a Capri-sunmug.
When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners
He's so full of himself he thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.
by Obefurtun November 22, 2018
mugGet the thinks the sun rises to hear him crowmug.
Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie
by ellis walsh December 14, 2008
mugGet the tit sucking fat sun blocking lezziemug.
your behind or your ass.
in polite society, if someone tells you to f* off, don't debase yourself to their level and start insulting them back. simply tell them to take their middle finger and put their own hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine.
by Sexydimma October 17, 2013
mugGet the hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shinemug.

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