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Steven Clark 

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.
Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
Steven Clark by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021

Steven Universe 

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
Steven Universe by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021

Steven time 

Steve throwing the game yet again
Steven time to throw the vote
Steven time by rhymingking23 January 15, 2022

Steven Kociu 

Usually, a white person who is extremely racist towards black people. Steven Kocius tend to be very aggressive to male but very passive towards females. They also hate transgenders and homosexuals. Although these people seem like very disgusting people they are really just looking for REAL friends and some pussy. Another thing common among Steven Kocius is their love for Batman, they tend to love Batman so much they would sacrifice their own MOTHERS to save Batman's life.
That guy is such a Steven Kociu, what a racist homophobic sexiest.
Steven Kociu by leefbi17 February 16, 2022

Steven r monroe 

A GREAT MALE HUMAN THAT LOVES HAYLI AND SHOULD THINK VIOLET US A PEACE OF SHIT
Hey did you here about that guy Steven r Monroe

Steven's Law 

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"