Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

KYLA Radio Station

KYLA Radio Station was established on Thursday, August 24th 1989 as RCTV (Radio of Civilized Towns and Villages). It also has a TV station also known as RCTV (Reformed Civilized Television) established on Friday, August 24th 1990. However, the radio station RCTV eventually got the callsign KYLA on Monday, April 1st 1991 and this radio station was eventually rebranded as KYLA on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 as to avoid any confusion with the TV station RCTV.

In the afternoon of Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the radio broadcaster of KYLA Radio Station said, "Howdy, how's your fasting? I hope we still stay healthy during this fasting month of Ramadan."

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025

Go to the freaking train station

Something you say when you're very upset with somebody. Often used as the harshest and most aggressive insult.

"I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOU GO TO THE FREAKING TRAIN STATION."

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

watr botel

Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.

Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026

You, Me, Fish Station

The most fucked up fever FISH you'll ever have.

Credit to The Partygoers!

Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, FISH Station

Person 2: YOU, ME, FISH STATION. What are we getting for dinner? FISH OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a Fish inside of our FISH. We black out and wake up in a FISH, we're surrounded by fish, FISHY FISH, you know what that means! FISH! The stench draws in a FISH, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, FISH fight, FISH handed, FISH... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the FISH after we beat it in a FISH, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE FISH? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a FISH, fly into the FISH, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a FISH, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE FISH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

by EEEFIN September 8, 2023

I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025