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Star Trek 

The universe in which TOS, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager and Enterprise inhabit.
It is a universe very much centered on social rather than scientific possibilities, due to various budget constraints it could not portray very many non-humanoid lifeforms that weren't energy beings. It attempts to seem scientifically sophisticated via copious amounts of technobabble that has only a tenuous link to theoretical concepts of today. It's spacecraft suffer the same problems as Star Wars, having low range weapons of poor firepower. Kinetic weapons are few and far between despite being superior in almost every way to phasers, and as in Star Wars, melee weapons larger than a knife make a mysterious return. The human political system is more akin to a socialist dictatorship than a free and fair society, and one can only hope that the Borg (Who would have their asses kicked by 21st century armies, btw) will assimilate them all and end the entire melodrama.
Star Trek is a vision of an alternate future where brains where bred out of humanity.
Star Trek by NoXion March 26, 2005
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star bitch 

The second player in Super Mario Galaxy that has to get all your star bits and hold off all the enemies for you.
"STAR BITCH! Get over here and get these star bits for me while i'm flying to this new planet!"
star bitch by Markee Mark May 23, 2008
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Star Wars 

A sterile, black and white impersonal galactic war story centered around Anakin Skywalker and his family. Caters to lifeless dorks with bad vision. Involves lightsabers and men in cloaks with rat tails.
"I have no idea why I've spent 20 years of my life following the story of a beeping trashcan and a homosexual, gold-plated Jeeves."
Star Wars by ilikefood June 5, 2005

star wars 

A film, and not a particularly good one - AND THAT'S IT!

Move on with your lives, stop discussing hidden meanings, and realise you've wasted your life.
Return of the Jedi wasn't as good as the first one.

The Phantom Menace wasn't as good as the first one.

Attack of the Clones wasn't as good as the first one.

Revenge of the Sith will be great!!!
star wars by OD Smith February 16, 2005

Star Wars 

A racial story about a white family in the galaxy taking control of the galactic senate, including only two main black characters, Anakin Skywalker becomes the most powerful Jedi/Sith in the galaxy and takes over. His son comes up to dethrone him.
Mace Windu-Black- Dies
Lando Calrissian- has minor part

All the racism in the saga..... But maybe the best film saga ever
Star Wars by Erikolo May 28, 2005

Star Wars 

Crap show for nerds, geeks and other freaks.
Hey I'm a 40 year old virgin living in my parents basement, I'm going to watch Star Wars all day today!
Star Wars by starwarssucks March 25, 2005

star punch 

originally created by bucket kissel and still used today... god bless his soul...
1)run behind random female
2)sock her in the back of her head with a closed fist
3)run away laughing hysterically; preferably in an annoying voice
!BOOM!
"HE HE HE HE HE HE"
The hell was that???
star punch by BucketKissel November 6, 2004