squirrel nutz

Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.

Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?

Rod: Yeah

Brock: Total smokeshow.

Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.

Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.

Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.

by akarod September 1, 2009

dirt squirrel

A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.

" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"

by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 24, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.

"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"

by GLfoLife April 30, 2013

Squirrel Helmets

When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.

Squirrel Helmets

by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011

ice squirrel

A large wilabeast looking john Jorgenson acting hillbilly country slut with and abnormally large sphinkter with a sex drive the size of a blue whale regularly spotted in small towns such as weyauwega wi

Damn Darrel would u just look at the set of swamppers on that knarly ice squirrel

by Wildbillyhank May 20, 2018

squirrel knuckle

Middle or nowhere.

I live in squirrel knuckle Pa

by unanamous0004 September 1, 2009

Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here

by Bookworm451 September 3, 2013