One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019
Get the Buffet Squirrelmug. A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.
" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"
by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 24, 2011
Get the dirt squirrelmug. A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.
by GLfoLife April 30, 2013
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. by unanamous0004 September 1, 2009
Get the squirrel knucklemug. When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014
Get the Squirrel Balloonmug. A large wilabeast looking john Jorgenson acting hillbilly country slut with and abnormally large sphinkter with a sex drive the size of a blue whale regularly spotted in small towns such as weyauwega wi
by Wildbillyhank May 20, 2018
Get the ice squirrelmug. When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.
Squirrel Helmets
by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011
Get the Squirrel Helmetsmug.