Beer Squirrel 

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

Beer Squirrel by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

fart squirrel 

an adorable euphemism for a skunk

The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.

fart squirrel by BxJmc January 8, 2016

flat squirrel 

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

flat squirrel by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016

Banute Squirrel 

An obese squirrel that has rabies.

Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel

Banute Squirrel by banutehaha June 16, 2018

Fat squirrel 

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead

Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut

Fat squirrel by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021

bussy squirrel 

A bussy squirrel is a classification of a person. Typically a person with brown hair and brown eyes and Mannerisms of a squirrel or rodent. A person cannot chose to be or not be a bussy squirrel they are simply born that way. It has nothing to do with bussys or squirrels, the word combination describes these kind of people. There is nothing wrong with being a bussy squirrel it’s just what they are.

That person over there is a bussy squirrel

bussy squirrel by Dixie norm us October 16, 2021

cup of squirrel

Cup Of Squirrel is an all-girls cosplay group that started uploading on youtube in 2010. they focus mainly on anime in their comedy sketches. all members have assigned letters (like in death note )
Members:
Axis (A)
Dare (D)
Ember (E)
Guess (G)
Honor (H)
Rhyme (R)
Skill (S)
Time (T)
Yin (Y)

"did you see Cup Of Squirrels new video?"

cup of squirrel by L is Kira February 1, 2018