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King soopers

A store for people who think they are better shopping here than walmart, king sooper management specializes in a variety of activities such as multiple hour long breaks registered as ‘meetings’ walking around on their cellphone and denying time off because you did not inform them when you were born. King soopers also specializes in hiring cleaning services that they pay under the table to come in and inconvenience the night crew every night
king soopers worker: “Man I love my job”

sensible civilian : “ you need psychiatric help”
by baja blast barron June 2, 2024
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Alpine Slope

Verb: to give a footjob while doing a handstand and angling your feet at a 90° angle.
Hey Keira, you better give me one of those Alpine Slopes tonight!
by Papivo December 18, 2024
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Dope Slope

1. The steep, uncontrollable lean of someone nodding out hard on opioids—especially fentanyl—where their body looks like it’s about to slide right off reality.
2. A temporary gravitational phenomenon where someone bends at the waist like they’re inspecting invisible ants on the sidewalk... for hours.
🗣️ “I didn’t know humans came with a demo mode until I saw him stuck in the dope slope.”
“She was halfway through a sentence, then caught that dope slope and time-traveled to opioid-land.”
by anonymous June 5, 2025
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sloppery slope

The term to describe a situation when someone is on a trajectory to become too deep in slop; including, but not limited to, the excessive use of ChatGPT, over-engagement with AI-generated memes and short-form videos, ultra-processed foods; brain rot.
"dude, I've replaced my therapist with ChatGPT! It's awesome"
"careful man, that's a sloppery slope"
by wildturkeywildturkey January 14, 2026
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milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016
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Nude-O-Scope

A type of machine (no longer being) used by TSA to scan a person's body for dangerous weapons. When used, the monitor will show a nude image of that person.
Brook was in total disgrace, because she got selected for screening by a Nude-O-Scope at the airport today.
by thebear424 June 21, 2017
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spec ops scopes

"Spec Ops Scopes"

This is the means A Spec Ops has scoped in with there Nerf gun/ Water gun.

It can also mean "Spec Opes has scopes in with there Airsoft Gun!"
I have Spec Ops Scopes(ed)!
by ffiihde;sgbgsdvgfggbheko284432 February 19, 2018
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