Spooktard

A bitch ass kid on the day of Halloween knocking on your door at ridiculous times usually around 1 - 3 AM expecting some candy.

Did you get a spooktard knocking on your door last night?

I sure did, what an absolute brain dead fucker they were.

by EW&F October 1, 2019

Spooky Dukey

Any defecation in the month of October.

Bro I took a mad spooky dukey earlier

by Julywouldathought October 16, 2019

Spooky Fireman

The act of sticking your penis inside a jack-o-lantern and attemping to put the candle out with your sperm

Jason: *pulls dick out*

Fred: bro, wtf.

Jason: What? I'm bouta play Spooky Fireman

by zkkane October 29, 2019

Spooky

When you get an erection for no particular reason, as if an eroticly handsy ghost had just passed by

I was in class and got a spooky out of nowhere

by Ghostly Greg November 9, 2019

Spookette

A female skeleton.

Science Teacher: "There is a skeleton inside of your body."

Female Student: "I think you mean a spookette...?"

by the_spookiest_of_them_all November 9, 2019

spooky dookie

when you shit in the dark because it’s too bright to shit with the head ass light on

“hey dawg, i’m taking a spooky dookie right about now”
“really? your so epic for that”

by mansstealer21 November 12, 2019

Spooky Alexa

spooky Alexa is a millennial person who studies tarot cards and believes that they are a prophet and a psychic and they're witches and they're vegan. They also believed there undestructable. there the new age of the future the spooky Alexa.

Damn that girl really thought she was a spooky Alexa know it all.....

by Thornova April 13, 2020