Ass-Sponge

A communal sponge and bucket full of salt water used to clean the anus of debris.

Do you find it hard to get in the inner anal cavities? Is the 2-ply toilet paper not enough for your vigorous wiping? The solution to your problem is the Ass-Sponge. With two easy payments of $12.33 you can get an Ass-Sponge with a bucket of salt and an extra Ass-Sponge FREE! Disclaimer:Salty ass may occur

Who ate the Ass-Sponge again?

by Zombie Billy Mays April 30, 2011

Too many spongey puds

Obesity , wobbly fatness

Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat

Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds

by bennycnz May 17, 2010

sponed

being owned by somebody using a spongebob squarepants quote,

Can also be spelled Spowned, this was insisted upon by a toolbox.

"hey man, they told me my big fat nose wouldn't fit in, and then all I heard was the word "sponed" being yelled inside, any idea what that might mean?"

by readbetweenthelines January 5, 2012

sponge

A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.

She had a reet fine sponge on her.

All she did was nag, nag, nag, so I kicked her in the sponge.

by spongekicker September 20, 2006

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up fun

Mark: I'm going to start saving up for a big musical shopping spree :P

Lizzie: Bills first...

The world: what a fun sponge

by I have big boobs June 12, 2011

spongebob

spongebob is a nice sponge. he is also funny. First of all, he is NOT GAY. I looked in urban dictionary and it said he is not gay so if you think that he is then you should just stay an idiot okayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! gosh so there is proof because he has been doing a lot of thinks for sandy cheeks. So that means that probably spongebob likes sandy. Also, if you draw gay pictures then that means YOU are gay. He likes his friends patrick,mr.krabs,and squidward but not in a GAY way! Remember, he is a sponge!!!!! a sea creature! So if you don't like spongebob then stop insulting him. Think to yourself is this the way how you should behave? Ask yourself that. So the point is that spongebob is not gay and don't put immature pictures about gay stuff. If you don't like spongebob or any other cartoon well fine!!! so if you put thumbs down you are a really bad person. if you put thumbs up you are a sweet angel. Also tell me if woodler sockbat and spongebob are friends or relatives. And remember: not a gay way!!!! Lying is a very bad thing to do so don't do it and think about what you do decide to do before you do it. Honesty is the best policy. He is NOT gay. And I know that because I am a spongebob major fan.

guy: is spongebob gay?
guy2: not in a bad way, but he is a very happy sponge(the nice meaning of gay is happy).

by fisherman deputy vet February 9, 2008

spontaneous

Used by girls on popular dating sites to make them seem more interesting than they really are. Spontaneous is synonymous with uncreative and unoriginal. Spontaneous people don't like to plan, because it requires too much thinking. They like getting lost while driving, because they're usually not the ones driving, they don't have things to do when they get home, and talking about scenery is a good distraction from talk about who they really are.

"If I could describe myself in one word, it would be spontaneous."

by CoreyF February 13, 2008